
THE BONER
I never get boners from women I see in public but this woman going into the salad place tonight gave me a…
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I never get boners from women I see in public but this woman going into the salad place tonight gave me a…
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I like sex I’m interested in it I wanna understand the healing power of an orgasm I’d like to unfold her on…
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we lost Sara to her phone Saturday she had been lifting her head up from the screen off and on but finally…
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Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas I said for him to go away
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it’s late the perfect time to creep into Kiss My Poetry and yank her by the hair with my poem
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my hands through your red hair give me 3rd degree burns
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I was real nervous talking on the phone luckily the pretty neighbor came out and I stared at her behind to calm…
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I went on a Christian dating site it’s cheating on my wife but it’s ok because it’s Christian
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drunko calls his girlfriend wedgie because she’s always up his ass about his drinking and she’s a drunk herself drunko never fails…
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when my brain is idle trying to think of poetry i end up thinking about sex instead then i write a poem…
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ANDREW JACKSON IS MY PIMP it takes exactly 4 beers before I will approach strippers with my $20 for a lap dance…
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In Charlotte we wanted to fuck Carrie John would be on Facebook or something and I’d say, I don’t know why but…
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