Bitchy little bitch

she’s a bitchy little bitch
i asked her to call me an Uber
and she wouldn’t
she was trying to get me
to spend the night
i did
but it was on her couch, alone
in the morning she dumped orange juice
on my head and said, “get the fuck outta my house!”
the juice got all in my mouth and eyes
to see her so angry
made me wanna fuck her
if only she was that pissed off the night before
everything would’ve been fine