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STRIPTEASED (a tiny collection of poems)

ANDREW JACKSON IS MY PIMP it takes exactly 4 beers before I will approach strippers with my $20 for a lap dance you'd think I was asking a girl to prom I’m...

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A Man Explains Why to His Wife

My genitalia are exposed, outside of my body, dangling. Don’t ask me to be vulnerable. How do you think I feel? My private parts are not inside my...

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