Big Jake’s jamoke
is almost bigger than he is,
& it’s smarter, too, or
so goes the standing joke.
& the oft repeated story,
his winky
has a tear tattoo
dripping from its eye.
Deloris, his ex-old lady,
says Big Jake’s problem
is that he passes out
at the sight
of a vertical smile
& she’s pissed that he thinks
a French withered pear
is a withered pear from France.
